UK Wit: Privacy Policy
UK Wit (“us”, “we”, or “our”) operates the UK Wit website (the “Service”). This page informs you of our policies regarding the collection, use and disclosure of Personal Information. This applies when you use our Service.
We will not use or share your information with anyone except as described in this Privacy Policy, of course.
We use your Personal Information to provide and improve the Service. By using the Service, you agree to the collection and use of information under this policy.
Unless otherwise defined in this Privacy Policy, terms used in this policy have the same meanings as in our Terms and Conditions.
Information Collection And Use
While using our Service, we may ask you to provide us with certain personally identifiable information. We can use this information to contact or identify you. Personally identifiable information (“Personal Information”) may include, but is not limited to:
- Name
- Email address
- Telephone number
- Log Data
We collect information that your browser sends whenever you visit our Service (“Log Data”). This Log Data may include information such as your computer’s Internet Protocol (“IP”) address. It may also include browser type, browser version and the pages of our Service that you visit. This includes the time and date of your visit, the time spent on those pages and other statistics.
Google AdSense & DoubleClick Cookie
Google, as a third-party vendor, uses cookies to serve ads on our Service.
Privacy Policy: Cookies
Cookies are files with a small amount of data, which may include an anonymous unique identifier. In effect, these Cookies are sent to your browser from a website and stored on your computer’s hard drive.
We use “cookies” to collect information. You can instruct your browser to refuse all cookies or to indicate when a cookie is ready and available. However, if you do not accept cookies, you may not be able to use some portions of our Service.
You could also take a look at the About Cookies website which offers guidance for all modern browsers.
Service Providers
We may also employ third-party companies and individuals to facilitate our Service. This is what we would do to provide the service on our behalf. Also to perform service-related services or to assist us in analyzing how our service is performing.
These third parties have access to your Personal Information only to perform these tasks on our behalf. Of course, they are under obligation not to disclose or use it for any other purpose.
Privacy Policy: Security
The security of your Personal Information is important to us, of course. But remember that no method of transmission over the Internet, or method of electronic storage is 100% secure. While we strive to use commercially acceptable means to protect your Personal Information, we cannot guarantee its absolute security.
Links To Other Sites
Just to clarify things, our Service may contain links to other sites that we have no connection with. Moreover, if you click on a third-party link, it may take you to that third-party’s site.
Furthermore, we strongly advise you to review the Privacy Policy of every site you visit.
We have no control over those third-party websites, of course. Therefore, we assume no responsibility for the content, privacy policies or practices of any third-party sites or services.
Children’s Privacy
In short, our Service does not address anyone under the age of 18 (“Children”).
All in all, we do not knowingly collect personally identifiable information from children under 18. So, if you are a parent or guardian and you are aware that your child has provided us with Personal Information, please contact us. If we discover that a child under 18 has provided us with Personal Information, we will indeed delete such information from our servers immediately.
Compliance With Laws
We will disclose your Personal Information where required to do so by law or subpoena.
Changes To This Privacy Policy
We may update our Privacy Policy from time to time. However, we will notify you of any changes by posting the new Privacy Policy on this page.
Therefore, we advise you to review this Privacy Policy periodically for any changes. Changes to this Privacy Policy are effective when we post them on this page.
Contact Us
If you have any questions about this Privacy Policy, please contact us without delay.
Finally
Our UK Wit Forum (www.ukwit.com/forum/ (The Super Famous Fuckwit Forum)) has a similar privacy policy as above. With this in mind, we are here with your interests at heart. So, you can bookmark us, knowing that we have a safe forum and blog for all your humorous posts. However, we will remind you to stay legal. This is because you are never anonymous to those willing to spoil the party!
Last updated: May 2019