Jokes Forum - Universal Laughter

I walked into a pub and saw many famous singers:

I went to a pub in town last night and there was only three people in there.
In one corner was John Lennon.
In the other corner was Whitney Houston.
Slouched up at the bar was Michael Jackson.
I said to the barman, "it's dead in here".

It would be dead

Thanks I can use this joke tomorrow

I already used it last night

Good one