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Spitting on Newcastle United Postage Stamps

The Post Office has just recalled their latest postage stamps.
This is because they had photos of Newcastle United players on them.
The thing is, people couldn't work out which side to spit on.

I wouldn't lick a Newcastle stamp so spitting on it might be a good alternative for me

Crabby wrote: ↑Mon Nov 06, 2017 8:43 pm I wouldn't lick a Newcastle stamp so spitting on it might be a good alternative for me