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Job In Glasgow Jobcentre Is In Demand

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Job In Glasgow Jobcentre Is In Demand

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Job In Glasgow Jobcentre Is In Demand

I went for a job at my local jobcentre in Glasgow.
The description was for a Specialised Beautician.
The applicant will be responsible for tending to bikini lines.
Firstly, there is making the women customers feel relaxed.
Then, the applicant should be comfortable stripping the women if requested.
Obviously, applying shaving foam and trimming the sensitive region will require a steady hand.
Finally, the applicant should ensure everything is scrubbed up and looking good.

When I applied, the desk clerk said, "you need to go to London."
I said, "is that where the job is?"
She said, "no, that's where the queue ends".
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Jesus :lol:
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OMG :lol:
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Excellent.
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I normally don't like the loger jokes as I forget them easily but I will try this one :mrgreen:
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