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Bond, James Bond!

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Bond, James Bond!

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Bond, James Bond!

My father told me to invest all my money in bonds.
So I went out and bought 2,000 copies of every 007 film I could find.
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Oh dear me :lol:
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The Joker wrote: ↑Sat Nov 04, 2017 12:52 pm Bond, James Bond!

My father told me to invest all my money in bonds.
So I went out and bought 2,000 copies of every 007 film I could find.
Well, done can I use it :lol:
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Happy Jack wrote: ↑Wed Nov 14, 2018 8:02 pm Well, done can I use it :lol:
I will give you permission, fuck it :lol:
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Did James Bond manage to shag Moneypenny though
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Mucky Pup wrote: ↑Mon Apr 01, 2019 3:08 pm Did James Bond manage to shag Moneypenny though
Read the book to find out :lol:
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