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I Left My Girlfriend Last Week

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I Left My Girlfriend Last Week

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I Left My Girlfriend Last Week because she was always counting and I couldn't stand it.
I just wonder what she is up to now though.
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Re: I Left My Girlfriend Last Week

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I had to read this joke twice before I got it :lol:
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Re: I Left My Girlfriend Last Week

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This joke is politically incorrect may I remind you :lol:
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Re: I Left My Girlfriend Last Week

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Don't take her back, just buy a blow up sheep, they are far better at shagging.
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Re: I Left My Girlfriend Last Week

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Dohhhhhh :D
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Re: I Left My Girlfriend Last Week

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Crabby wrote: ↑Thu Mar 28, 2019 10:07 pm This joke is politically incorrect may I remind you :lol:
Who gives a toss :lol:
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