Jokes Forum - Universal Laughter

Big man, little willy.
Attempted rape case though

Great man, great band, great songs and I really mean that.
RIP.

I reckon he loses about a million quid by saying this - good!

Without doubt they brought Universal Credit in to harm people and stop them from accessing money which is rightfully theirs.
They can say what they like but that's all it is - harm!

The stereotypical Geordie comes over as thick on television though just like those from the Birmingham area.
Both have depressing accents but maybe that is the fault of the TV, I don't know.

You could never forget the time he popped his clogs live on TV.
He was a genius and knew what the audience wanted.
RIP.

She makes me fume. You can see the hatred in her face. She loves the Germans and hates the English. Does she not realise that it was the British people who won the bloody war. Ooooooooh she makes my piss boil. I feel sorry for the Scottish people I really do. They got rid of one hater for another. R...

Its a good idea actually but can you imagine in the morning swill out.
They will have to clean up their blow up dolls for the next night.
If I was in prison I would shag the fucker all day.

The Joker wrote: ↑Mon Jan 29, 2018 11:55 pm Do some people really take notice of this sort of crap

It can affect some thick people like.

A great piece of television so well done to the presentor.