Jokes Forum - Universal Laughter

Tell youn what, my job is not that secure nowadays and I am dreading the time I need Universal Credit, if ever.
I have heard so many bad stories about this 'benefit'.

Braindead wrote: ↑Tue Apr 02, 2019 2:17 pm I bet the village or town of Dull has loads of wife swapping going on

Them quiet places always do, never a dull place to be

He was a one off from a time when UK eccentrics ruled.
Boy do wee need comedians like Tommy Cooper nowadays, all these others are boring.

Leave the old hag alone

Ruth Davidson is my hero but what is she up to now?
She is such a good commanding speaker in her parliament.

Crabby wrote: ↑Thu Mar 28, 2019 10:07 pm This joke is politically incorrect may I remind you

Who gives a toss

Rod Stewart knows fuck all on this subject, he is not a politician.
By speaking out like this he has half the UK going against him.
If that makes business sense then good, he loses money from his big gob.

I had to read this joke twice before I got it

Funny ha ha.

It looks dull as well :lol: It actually actually :lol: But, have you noticed which town Dull is twinned or paired with - Boring in Oregon in the USA :lol: Good stuff really so well done for the ones who arranged this. I wonder if Twatt is paired with :lol: https://mcn-images.bauersecure.com/upload/...