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Sad News - Pete Shelley Dies!

Breaking away from the other news, today we see that Pete Shelley has died.
He was 63 when it is suspected that he suffered a heart attack.
RIP Fella!

Tommy Cooper - One of Britain's finest comedians. Just thought I would post my little bit about Tommy Cooper while I was thinking about him just there. Although he died on 15 April 1984, he left his mark here in the UK. He actually died while doing a live TV show. I am not sure if his humour travel...

Seriously, here greatest song is so haunting.
RIP

Crabby wrote: ↑Mon Nov 06, 2017 8:45 pmFat layabout

Here we go, references to Diane Abbott should stop here and now!

Sandy wrote: ↑Fri Nov 10, 2017 3:53 pm It looks dull as well

It actually actually
But, have you noticed which town Dull is twinned or paired with - Boring in Oregon in the USA

Joke About Three Geordie Women

Three Geordie women from the North East of England go on holiday to New York.
They walk into the Empire State Building.




You would have thought at least one would have saw it.

Excellent.

Mind you she is a joke as well.
She is also one miserable bitch.

The Joker wrote: ↑Sat Nov 04, 2017 12:52 pm Bond, James Bond!

My father told me to invest all my money in bonds.
So I went out and bought 2,000 copies of every 007 film I could find.

Well, done can I use it

Universal Credit Needs To Go! This is not funny by a long way. Universal Credit has caused so much suffering in the UK that it needs to go. They should put this benefit in room 101 for good. When you sign on for Universal Credit you get nothing for 6 weeks. However, they are under pressure to get t...