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I Left My Girlfriend Last Week because she was always counting and I couldn't stand it.
I just wonder what she is up to now though.

Blacksmith's Dog

I bought a dog from a blacksmith last week.
As soon as I got it home it made a bolt for the door.

RIP
Great band from way back.

Here's a Hillary Clinton joke

Are you ready for this joke now?
Are you sure?
Then here we go ............ Hillary Clinton

Robbie wrote: ↑Thu Dec 07, 2017 8:06 pm I hope Donald Trump tells Theresa May to get stuffed one more time and end the special relationship until she leaves office.

Its what you get when a liberal lefty (May) meets a thoroughly decent man who puts his country first.

Robbie wrote: ↑Thu Dec 07, 2017 8:05 pm I agree with your post because I know a few who have struggled trying to claim this benefit.

All people are struggling with it.

Sandy wrote: ↑Fri Nov 10, 2017 3:51 pm I hope this joke, come poem, is well used as I made it up all by my lonesome

Danny Rose sat on a pin.
Danny Rose.

Very clever.

She went quiet for a while, now she is coming back on TV, she makes me sick.

Uncle Albert wrote: ↑Wed Nov 08, 2017 3:56 am No problem with sex dolls in prison
As long as their wives or girlfriends don't know about them

I don't know but I think if I got put in the clink my missus would insist I had a blow up doll

Do some people really take notice of this sort of crap

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I Left My Girlfriend Last Week

Blacksmith's Dog

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Here's a Hillary Clinton joke

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